We're chatting about this at work and we're considering this could be used for punitive purposes. Call tech support too many times in a given period, we take away your Storm and give you this.
"Blackberry for Baby" - NOOO! Not the children!!!!...
http://www.core77.com/blog/object_culture/hell_in_a_handbasket_blackberries_for_babies_12495.asp
excerpt:
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The 1980s product My First Sony was egregious enough, but this Baby Blackberry by Leapfrog is just too much.
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The good news is that while your kid can type messages on the Baby Blackberry, it's not actually hooked up to anything.
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Best,
Shalin

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