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BJM: Where does it hurt?

Feb 29, 2004 10:01PM PST

A brunette goes to see her doctor:

"Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me but I hurt all over."

"What do you mean?" said the Doc.

"Well, if I touch my shoulder here, it hurts, and if I touch my leg

here, it hurts, and if I touch my head here, it hurts, and if I touch my foot here, it hurts."

"Tell me," said the Doctor, "Do you dye your hair?"

"Yes," she said "I'm really a blonde."

"I thought as much. You've broken your finger."

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