A brunette goes to see her doctor:
"Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me but I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" said the Doc.
"Well, if I touch my shoulder here, it hurts, and if I touch my leg
here, it hurts, and if I touch my head here, it hurts, and if I touch my foot here, it hurts."
"Tell me," said the Doctor, "Do you dye your hair?"
"Yes," she said "I'm really a blonde."
"I thought as much. You've broken your finger."

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