Three blondes were walking through a forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think these are bird tracks."
The second blonde looked at them and said, "No, those are deer tracks."
The third blonde looked down, and BOOM!!! She gets run over by a train.

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