The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent redhead, looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?"
A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached their room, when the piqued bride demanded, "Who was that woman?!"
"Take it easy, honey," said the blond groom, "I'm going to have trouble enough explaining you to her!"
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Help, my PC with Windows 10 won't shut down properly
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