Good show Dave!
A guy met a beautiful blonde, and after a night of passionate lovemaking
decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."
He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."
She consented, and they were married, and took a honeymoon to a
very nice resort. One morning they were laying by the pool, when he got up
from of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half
tuck gainer, followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he
straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more
demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said," That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you
we'd learn more about each other as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about
thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.
He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No." she said, "I was a hooker in Council Bluffs, Iowa,
and I worked both sides of the river!!!