What's your favorite? I think mine is Alice Cooper's seminal hit, "I Wanna Be a Redneck."
(That's "I Wanna Be Elected" for the lyrically challenged.)
Oh yeah, and I think it was Jimi Hendrix himself who mondegreened, "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy." I saw him perform once (yes, I'm THAT old!) and he sang the lyric that way, quite clearly.
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