The kicker was, "What about Colin Powell's clock?"
"It broke. We had to keep resetting it because he was being forced to lie."
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh, whose clock is that?" St. Peter answered "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands on that clock have never moved, indicating that she has never told a lie." "Incredible" said the man.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that he only told two lies his entire life."
"Where's Obama's clock?" "His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."