I always thought Tim the Enchanter, some call him Tim had the right touch or was touched.
It seems someone else has the same take as I had on this Monty Python line.
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2. Read.
3. Delete the link, or the post.
The whole scene was funny on several levels. I think the joke here was that a competent leader would shout, Retreat! or Fall back!
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