Sorry, I wouldn't wish that on today's users. But if it's cheap enough, say 20 percent of cable?
I'm a college student moving into an Apartment in Austin next week and I am trying to figure out which is the best way to get my internet (and TV) I have been doing my own research on both ATT and Time Warner's Websites, but I am having trouble making a clear decision. ATT's U-Verse offers TV and internet a little cheaper than TWC's TV/internet bundle that's similar, and they both offer roughly the same thing. I'm a little inclined to go with ATT because my parents have had issues with TWC in the past, likewise I know a lot of people who say Cable is faster than DSL. However, I am seeing ATT's DSL package that offers 6Mbps down and 768kbps Up, while 7 down and 512 up. Like I said, I'm in an apartment, I'll only have one TV on the system, so the bit about ATT only letting one HD stream in isn't such a big deal. I'll also have my laptop, my desktop, and my Xbox 360 that I'll be plugging into the internet.
Any input that would help would be great. - thanks

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