Better hurry. You only have until 2099 (if they are right).
Angeline, you and Gramps warned me to hurry up and sell my FL beachfront digs and now 300 scientists are on my case too.
National Geographic reports that 300 scientists have "moderately estimated" that "low-lying coastal areas in Florida and Louisiana could be flooded by the sea. A 1.5 feet (50-centimeter) rise in sea level could cause the coastline to move 150 feet (45 meters) inland, resulting in substantial economic, social, and environmental impact in low-lying areas."
Holy Moly Mammoth, Maw!
The scientists reportedly used a number of climate models which predict future emissions of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases are contributing to the recent warming trend of the Earth's climate.
Uncle Nathan Bedford Forrest told us the South Will Rise Again. I never dreamed Uncle Nat meant the South Space Coast's ocean levels would rise again. Were in luck though, cuz good Unc'l Gen'l told us to save that trunk full of Confederate money he bequeath us so we can be sure to "Git thar Fustest wit the Mostest." Uncle Nat, last time I checked we still had it in the attic.
Maybe the Gen'l meant "Git ta the Dakotas wit the Mostest Confederate moneyz." I better bring an AWOL bay full of those Jeff Davis mini-portrait "Blue Backs" with us, Thanksgiving week, when my bride and I will be on vacation in the Dakotas looking for a prime high and dry building site.
I wonder, will sun glasses & beachwear become IN and bib overalls become OUT in Dakotan Society?