most criminals have some "I" missing from their IQ.
A murderer done in by his 'to do' list.
Ernie The Attorney: I'll take bizarre murders for $200, please
The most bizarre thing is the note that the police found in his trailer (yes, he was living in a FEMA trailer). The note was a to-do list, with checks beside each entry: mustache, beard, bicycle, gun, toss weapon in canal. Of course, we all know that to-do lists are important and Vince was obviously trying to be organized. Unfortunately, he forgot to add one thing to the list: "destroy list."