this oldy. embellish to get better results.

two ministers bicycle past each other on their way to their respective churches. they exchange 'sunday pleasant salutations'.

one sunday reverend A notices reverend B walking. curious, he asks why. "somebody stole it", replies rev. B.

rev A suggests giving s sermon that sunday on the 10 commandments; stressing 'thou shalt not steal'.

next sunday rev. B pedals up to his friend. "I see you have your bike back; did you give that sermon?"

"yes, I did" was the sheepish reply. as I was going down the list: I got to 'thou shalt not commit adultery'........

that is when "I remembered where I left it"