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Who was it that sang " Make an Ugly woman your wife" ? I don't even remember if that's the title! Jim and I are going nuts! He thinks it was The Coasters and I don't think it was
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...if Glenda has a bad memory.
The first verse (and WHY do I remember these things?) goes:
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Make a pretty woman your wife.
Listen to my personal point of view,
Get a pretty woman to marry you.
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make and ugly woman your wife,
Listen to my personal point of view,
Get a pretty woman to marry you.
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
Listen to my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
something about being in the eyes of the beholder. Is it safe to crawl back out yet? 
Make an Ugly woman your wife
That marriage is off to a good start.
You have to "make" an ugly person marry you. 
I know, I know, that's not what it means. Don't bite my head off.
The title of the song is
If You Wanna Be Happy
the last 2 verses makes me wonder why some refer to the song as a "love song"
Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.
Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.
Thank you!!! 
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