... Nah! That's just fantasy.
......you've probably never considered.
As the only members in military service who are not authorized to carry weapons, chaplains must rely on their religious programs specialists (commonly/previously referred to as Chaplains Assistants) for protection in theaters of operation.
Although, the primary mission of an RP is to provide administrative and technical support for the chaplain, while forward deployed RPs also provide personal protection for the chaplain.
Read on: http://www.marines.mil/marinelink/mcn2000.nsf/lookupstoryref/200612811728