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Amazing new diet

by MarciaB / January 30, 2006 9:30 AM PST
ITALIAN PASTA DIET


1. You walka pasta da bakery.


2. You walka pasta da candy store.


3. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.


4. You walka pasta da table and fridge.


You will lose weight!


Thought I would "pasta" this on to y'all. (Iknow, I know!! grrrooooaaan!) Grin

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(NT) (NT) :-( but i canna walka pasta da pasta :-(
by jonah jones / January 30, 2006 9:56 AM PST
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remember if you need help
by Mark5019 / January 30, 2006 9:57 AM PST
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you can linguine on me:)

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(NT) (NT) Ooohhhhh... you 2 are quick on the draw tonight ;)
by MarciaB / January 30, 2006 10:11 AM PST
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I know this is sick but I remember a diet pill called
by Steven Haninger / January 30, 2006 10:22 AM PST
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Aides or some such and their slogan went something like "Want to lose weight? Try Aides". Never heard of them after the disease hit the news.

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(NT) (NT) It was diet candy called Ayds - good stuff
by Diana Forum moderator / January 31, 2006 2:29 PM PST
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The only problem was
by Glenda / January 31, 2006 2:46 PM PST

I never saw anyone lose weight on it! LOL
I think I even had a box at one time:)

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I did
by Diana Forum moderator / January 31, 2006 11:04 PM PST
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You had to use it correctly - one piece of candy with hot water (tea or coffee) - couldn't eat the whole box.

Diana

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(NT) (NT) Rats!! NOW you tell me ;)
by Glenda / February 1, 2006 1:10 AM PST
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**couldn't eat the whole box.**
by MarciaB / February 1, 2006 1:35 AM PST
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I had to laugh at this one, Diana Grin

I've seen variations on this pitfall for "diet" foods. The packaged stuff, in particular "sweets," that are favored as low fat/sugar/carbs/calories/etc., etc. - The trick for most is to only eat the "recommended serving size" (of the, IMO, cardboardy, bland or just plain weird tasting product). The downfall is to likely eat several times as many, therefore consuming more of the "thing" you are trying to reduce.

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I thought NutriSystem might be a good thing
by Cindi Haynes / February 1, 2006 3:39 AM PST

Everything all set out and comes right to your door. Then I looked closer at the stuff they were showing on TV.

Wait, is that a pizza? Yes! Yippee! But that mushroom is the size of Kansas!

Is that pudding? Yes! Yippee! But that's not a big strawberry on top, that's a raspberry!

Is that a hamburger? Yes! Yippee! But that pickle is bigger than the whole bun!

Methinks I'd have to order it ''times three'' in order to get an appetizer out of the stuff!

--Cindi

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South Park did a funny bit on AIDS/aides....
by EdH / February 1, 2006 4:01 AM PST

The guy who lost weight on Blimpies had a couple of guys who were his aides....

Guess you had to see it.

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