.
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her
first night in the White House.
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie,"
"Ouch"! Says Hillary, "I don't know about that".
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson
appears...Hillaryn says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people,"
"No! I really don't want to do that".
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary
says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

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