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all about Hillary :-)

Feb 4, 2004 1:08AM PST

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her
first night in the White House.

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie,"

"Ouch"! Says Hillary, "I don't know about that".

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson
appears...Hillaryn says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people,"

"No! I really don't want to do that".

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary
says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

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Re BOO, I give it a minus 10 (nt)
Feb 4, 2004 1:14AM PST

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Re:awwww shucks MK, try this then :)
Feb 4, 2004 1:25AM PST

5 finger prayer-Author Unknown
1. Your thumb is nearest to you. So begin your prayers by
praying for those closest to you. They are the easiest to
remember. To pray for our
loved ones is, as C. S. Lewis once said, a "sweet duty."

2. The next finger is the pointing finger. Pray for those who
teach, instruct and heal. This includes teachers, dentists,
physicians, and ministers. They need support and wisdom in
pointing others in the right direction. Keep them in your prayers.

3. The next finger is the tallest finger. It reminds us of our
leaders. Pray for the president, leaders in business and industry,
and administrators. These people shape our nation and guide public
opinion. They need God's guidance.

4. The fourth finger is our ring finger. Surprising to many is
the fact that this is our weakest finger; as any piano teacher
will testify. It should remind us to pray for those who are weak,
in trouble or in pain. They need your prayers day and night. You
cannot pray too much for them.

5. And lastly comes our little finger; the smallest finger of
all. Which is where we should place ourselves in relation to God
and others. As the Bible says, "The least shall be the greatest
among you." Your pinkie should remind you to pray for yourself. By
the time you have prayed for the other four groups, your own needs
will be put into proper perspective and you will be able to pray
for yourself more effectively.

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Re:Re: Jonah, That's the nicest way that anybody has ever given me the finger (nt)
Feb 4, 2004 1:35AM PST

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hehehe Husband FOCL:))
Feb 4, 2004 1:23AM PST

I loved it toHappy Jim volunteer's to buy the theater ticketHappy

Glenda