The judge is already wiping his eyes after laughing this nonsense out of court.
Dan
Class action.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/doc_o_day/doc_o_day.html
FEBRUARY 5--It took almost three days, but the first lawsuit has been filed in connection with Janet Jackson's breast. A Tennessee woman yesterday filed a proposed class action lawsuit "on behalf of all Americans" who watched the Super Bowl halftime show and were somehow injured by Miss Jackson's adorned nipple.

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