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A Vermont Teacher Asks - Are You A John Kerry Fan?

Mar 15, 2004 11:04AM PST

It's A Joke Son......
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A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans.

Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but
wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?" Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."
The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan.

The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"


The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Vermont, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan!"

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From the mouths of babes. (NT)
Mar 15, 2004 11:37AM PST

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What would you be if your President was an Idiot and a Moron?
Mar 15, 2004 10:29PM PST

An American, 2000-2004. Wink


It's a joke.

Dan

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(NT) Oh I know, I know!!! An American citizen, right? LOL
Mar 15, 2004 10:30PM PST

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Living in the past under Clinton is where one would be.
Mar 15, 2004 10:43PM PST

Any more questions?

(Or was someone who asked this thinking of running?)

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There's that break with reality you display so proudly!
Mar 15, 2004 11:01PM PST

You can disagree with everything Clinton ever did but there is no way you can call him anything but intelligent. It displays a break with reality not to recognize this.

Dan