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a slightly non-PC Xmas song

by jonah jones Dec 3, 2003 2:56PM PST

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
a bug that made it hard to pee.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
chlamydia, and a chance of infertility.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
syphilis, chlamydia, and my testicles are sore and lumpy.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
genital herpes, syphilis, chlamydia, and a discharge that is
hourly.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
gonorrhoea, genital herpes, syphilis, chlamydia, and the
possibility of HIV.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
pubic lice, gonorrhoea, genital herpes, syphilis, chlamydia,
and an infection that was urinary.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
hepatitis, pubic lice, gonorrhoea, genital herpes, syphilis,
chlamydia, and a visit to the surgery.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
trichomoniasis, hepatitis, pubic lice, gonorrhoea, genital
herpes, syphilis, chlamydia, and my groin itches constantly.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
genital warts, trichomoniasis, hepatitis, pubic lice,
gonorrhoea, genital herpes, syphilis, chlamydia, and sores
that spread anally.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
scabies, genital warts, trichomoniasis, hepatitis, pubic lice,
gonorrhoea, genital herpes, syphilis, chlamydia, wearing
pants with some difficulty.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
pelvic inflammatory disease, scabies, genital warts,
trichomoniasis, hepatitis, pubic lice, gonorrhoea, genital
herpes, syphilis, chlamydia, and I no longer feel *****.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
dose of the crabs, pelvic inflammatory disease, scabies,
genital warts, trichomoniasis, hepatitis, pubic lice,
gonorrhoea, genital herpes, syphilis, chlamydia, and no-one
will make love to me.

http://www.playingsafely.co.uk/12stisofchristmas/12-STIs.html

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nt) Well, at least he got a root every night for almost two weeks. WAY above average. :-)

by IanC_OZ Dec 3, 2003 6:18PM PST

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NT - Modalert! "This message should probably be deleted as too "clinical" for a PG-13-rated forum".

by Charlie Thunell PL&T Dec 3, 2003 10:14PM PST

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(NT) why post this? is the 'report offensive post' button broke again? for posts you find offensive?

by Roger NC Dec 4, 2003 6:41AM PST

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i see you believe in

by jonah jones Dec 3, 2003 10:29PM PST

it is not enough that justice be done, it must also be seen to be done...

although i admit, the saying "blowing your own trumpet" does take on new meanings after that last thread....

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