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A peculiarly apt Essex (England) joke.

by Ziks511 / November 7, 2004 6:01 PM PST

Essex you have to know is in a peculiar sort of way like Arkansas. It has a very broad accent which you have heard a very toned down version of if you have watched East Enders on PBS. It also has a reputation for producing bleached blonde Page Three Girls, like Samantha Fox if anyone remembers her and her one hit recording career ("Touch Me" I want to feel your body). Page Three Girls are noted for two things, being willing to get their kit off (pose naked) and large breasts. Perhaps I should have said three things.

Any way, the joke: What does an Essex girl use for protection during sex?

A Bus shelter. BA DUM BUM TSSHHH !!!

It is almost perfectly definitive of the legendarily randy Essex girl.

Rob Boyter

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