Essex you have to know is in a peculiar sort of way like Arkansas. It has a very broad accent which you have heard a very toned down version of if you have watched East Enders on PBS. It also has a reputation for producing bleached blonde Page Three Girls, like Samantha Fox if anyone remembers her and her one hit recording career ("Touch Me" I want to feel your body). Page Three Girls are noted for two things, being willing to get their kit off (pose naked) and large breasts. Perhaps I should have said three things.
Any way, the joke: What does an Essex girl use for protection during sex?
A Bus shelter. BA DUM BUM TSSHHH !!!
It is almost perfectly definitive of the legendarily randy Essex girl.
Help, my PC with Windows 10 won't shut down properly
Since upgrading to Windows 10 my computer won't shut down properly. I use the menu button shutdown and the screen goes blank, but the system does not fully shut down. The only way to get it to shut down is to hold the physical power button down till it shuts down. Any suggestions?