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a little seasonal humour

by jonah jones / December 24, 2008 9:06 PM PST

What is Santa's Favourite Pizza?
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Deep pan, crisp and even.


What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
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It's Christmas, Eve!


Happy

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(NT) I don't get the first one.
by James Denison / December 26, 2008 3:08 AM PST
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by JP Bill / December 26, 2008 3:21 AM PST
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First rake JJ
by Ziks511 / December 26, 2008 6:13 AM PST

And the ever_popular While Shepherds Washed Their Socks by Night.

Additionally there's the wonderful interview of one of the shepherds on the Peter Cooke and Duddly Moore LP, Good Evening, by the reporter from the Bethlehem Star. "Oh, the Star, well. My wife and I get the Star actually. Don't think much of your racing tipster. I had 6 Shekels on that camel in the 3:15 at Gallilee, Still bloody running, that one is."

"So what were you doing at the time of the blessed event? We were watching our flocks by night." "Watching your flocks?" "By night, yeah, see that's when they get up to all their rubbish. Hot summer nights the rams go mad." "Well as interesting as all this is ... " "Yeah, I think I'll get my next flock from Gomorrah."

Rob

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