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A friendship moral

by marinetbryant / August 22, 2006 1:23 AM PDT

A Horse, A Chicken & the Harley:
> >
> > On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of
> > whom loved to play together.
> >
> > One day the two were playing, when the horse fell
> > into a bog and began to sink.
> >
> > Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
> > chicken to go get the farmer for help!
> >
> > Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at
> > the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer,
> > but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the
> > only tractor.
> >
> > Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
> > Harley.
> >
> > Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped
> > off with a length of rope hoping he still had time
> > to save his friend's life.
> >
> > Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy,
> > to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and
> > he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the
> > chicken tossed to him.< BR>
> > After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
> > farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward
> > and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the
> > horse!
> >
> > Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to
> > the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser
> > when he returned.
> >
> > The friendship between the two animals was cemented:
> > Best Buddies, Best Pals.
> >
> > A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit,
> > and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the
> > horse to save his life!
> >
> > The horse thought a moment, walked over, and
> > straddled the large puddle.
> >
> > Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his
> > hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of
> > the pit.
> >
> > The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled
> > him up and out, saving his life.
> >
> > The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a
> > moral!)
> >
> > "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A
> > Harley To Pick Up Chicks"


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(NT) (NT) *groan* ;-)
by jonah jones / August 22, 2006 2:14 AM PDT
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Good to know
by ice_bear_joe / August 22, 2006 4:06 AM PDT
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that I'm really blessed as also have the harley LOL

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