From my stinking e-mail box.
I am a flatulent master; I take pride in the havoc I can reek (pun intended). Probably the BEST explosive release I have had to date was this past Saturday and the Home and Garden Expo in my city. Let me relate to you what had me cracking up and everyone in confusion.
I had eaten some bad food on Friday, so my digestive system was in overdrive, causing me to run to the bathroom several times in a day.
Come Saturday, I had wanted to go to the Home and Garden Show to get some information on Vinyl Fencing and Water Softening Systems, as well as get some other great ideas. I came across a Pella Window and Door booth. Wanting to see what they had to offer there was a slight rumbling in my mid section. Not knowing where the bathrooms were, and hoping it was not something that would make a moist spot on the back of my pants, I slowly let it out. This lasted a couple of seconds and with all the noise around nobody heard it.
Now you are wondering what is so funny about that. Well, the booth right across from the Pella display was a BBQ grill setup. Well, the smell that seeped out of my dasipygal posterior, and had the retch of sulfur. Well as everyone knows, propane is treated with sulfur to give it a slight odor so it can be noticed if it is leaking.
People walking by started to notice the smell and the proprietor of the BBQ grill place did too. He began checking all of his hoses and tanks for the source of the leak, he even went as far as turning off all the flames to be safe.
I just enjoyed standing there snickering the whole time as people would say to the man, "Do you have a gas leak?". It took about 5 minutes for the smell to disipate. I wouldn't say it was embarrassing because nobody knew it was me. However, I loved it all the same.
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