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A cow from North Carolina

by marinetbryant / August 22, 2006 12:08 PM PDT

The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The
>people did some research and found they could buy a cow in North
>Carolina, for $200.00.
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>They bought the cow from N. C. and the cow was wonderful. It
>produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased
>and very happy.
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>They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more
>cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk
>supply again They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their
>beloved cow.
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>However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away.
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>No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from
>the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were
>very upset and decided to ask the Vet; who was very wise; what to do.
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>They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches
>our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.
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>When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach
>from the side and she walks away to the other side."
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>The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this
>cow in North Carolina?"
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>The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where
>they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "But
>how did you know we got the cow in North Carolina?"
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>The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye; "My wife is from
>North Carolina."


Tom

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