A woman went to the doctor's office, where she was seen by a young, new doctor.
After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The doctor stomped down the hallway to the back where the young doctor was and demanded, "What in the Hell is a matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 59 years old, she has four grown children and seven
grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant... you dipstick?"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said,..... "Does she still have the hiccups?"

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