1. ATT's 3g coverage map will stay exactly the same. Luke Wilson on the other hand will age 20 years in 9 months out of grief.
2. Jason will add another monitor to the studio and will block his view of Tom. Regretfully, Jason will never see Tom again.
3. A Median Hadron Collider is built after the smaller version of the Large Hadron Collider that was built was just too small.
4. Apple releases brand new 4G iPhone to be used on AT&T's faster and more reliable 4G network......nah, not really, just a faster processor and more memory...and a cup holder.
5. Verizon hire Owen Wilson as their spokes person for their 3g network. They try to fix his nose, but fail miserably.
6. Twitter will not fail one time in 2010. Unfortunately, the twitter fad ended in 2009 and nobody really uses it anymore.
7. Mass voice/data carrier migration from AT&T to Verizon. Verizon's bandwidth chokes harder than the New Orlean Saints in the 2010 Super Bowl and collapses. Molly sings their praises throughout the year.
8. In an effort to meet it's 2012 deadline, Skynet adopts OSX as it's official operating system of choice.
9. Nintendo will finally get up off it's *** and make headway towards developing an HD Wii since most people have a decent HD television and they want their games to look halfway decent on the screen. Kwahhn also stops being bitter.
10. Hulu will destory itself. Kwahhn will start being bitter again.