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Why friends don't let friends drive the Millennium Falcon drunk

Han Solo hits the galactic booze a bit too hard in this new parody video that mixes Star Wars footage with a classic anti-drunk driving PSA.

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Gael Fashingbauer Cooper
CNET freelancer Gael Fashingbauer Cooper, a journalist and pop-culture junkie, is co-author of "Whatever Happened to Pudding Pops? The Lost Toys, Tastes and Trends of the '70s and '80s," as well as "The Totally Sweet '90s." If Marathon candy bars ever come back, she'll be first in line.
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Let's just say the Mos Eisley Cantina, located as it is in that wretched hive of scum and villainy, isn't big on designated drivers. So when smugglers, bounty hunters and freighter pilots gather there to guzzle strong hooch and arrange their illegal doings, no one is Breathalyzing them when they leave, and more than one pilot probably is three sheets to the Tatooine wind.

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In a new video mashup put together by OneMinuteGalactica, scenes from various Star Wars movies mix with a voiceover from the 1980s "Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Drunk" public-service announcement series.

It's amazing Han Solo was able to shoot straight at Greedo, considering the effect those cantina cocktails had on his piloting skills. Poor Chewie and Threepio really should've called SoberCab.

(Via MoviePilot)