During football season, there are really only two times of day: game time, and the lame 164 or so hours a week when your team isn't playing.
Finally, there's a watch that realizes this. The Pro Sports Schedule Watch comes preloaded with your favorite NFL or MLB team's season schedule.
These $130 watches aren't one-year wonders, either. The USB-compatible watch can download future schedules from the Web, so you'll always have the current schedule on your wrist.
When it's game time, the watch plays "The Star Spangled Banner" for football games or "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" for baseball games. The MLB version even includes World Series results for every year since 1903.
Unfortunately, the watches do not display the actual games in high-def.
[Via The Uber-Review.]