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The 11 most evil cars of all time

For the good of all humanity, we've created this list to warn you, dear readers, about the types of cars that threaten our eyeballs, our planet and our personal safety.

Cadillac Eldorado
Clocking in at No. 8, the Cadillac Eldorado was named after the peaceful resort in California's Coachella Valley. But the car was anything but peaceful. Not only did it look belligerent, it was also prone to endangering the lives of anyone naive enough to get behind the wheel. Click on the image above for more evil vehicles. Crave UK

What do Idi Amin, Adolf Hitler, and Jeremy Kyle all have in common? The answer is that none of them were or are as poisonous to humanity as the Hummer H2, as scary-looking as the Rolls-Royce Phantom Jonckheere, or as deadly as the Ford Pinto.

Cars, in case you hadn't realized, are bloody evil--some more so than others. Many just look evil, sending chills down your spine the minute their heinous, retina-spooking bodywork rolls into view. Others are more proactive in their malevolence, spewing toxic fumes into the sky and slowly destroying our entire planet, while others do their best to kill and maim anyone stupid enough to simply get inside.

We've had personal run-ins with cars from all three categories in our time, and enough is enough. For the good of all humanity, we've created this list to warn you, dear readers, about the types of cars that threaten our eyeballs, our planet and our personal safety. Read on and then spread the word.

Read more of "The 11 most evil cars of all time" at Crave UK.