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Take your cooler for a spin

We shudder to think who would buy one of these

Cooler cruiser
BaronBob.com
Motorized scooter
Amazon

We hate to sound snide here at Crave (OK, that's a lie), but the "Motorized Cruzin Cooler" is just begging for it.

It's a made-to-order personal vehicle with a Subaru engine and a removable 54-quart ice chest that doubles as the driver's seat. All for only $1,995, according to Red Ferret. At that price, we could have stuck a Styrofoam chest on a motorized scooter and still had plenty of money left over for beer. But if you're looking to give your neighborhood ice cream man the gift of a lifetime, you'd most certainly have an infinite supply of free Good Humor bars.