Tom Brady's giant coat is heading back to the Super Bowl
Blake Bortles and his awesomely alliterative name had no shot against Brady and his hand full of rings.
To probably no one's surprise, the New England Patriots are headed back to the Super Bowl, beating the Jacksonville Jaguars on Sunday 24-21. And since the game's in chilly Minnesota (though at indoor US Bank Stadium), quarterback Tom Brady better pack his enormous coat.
The AFC championship game played on Sunday saw the return of Brady's infamous gigantic puffy jacket, though at first fans thought it might not show up.
Tom Brady's poor performance explained: did not pack his special coat. #Patriots #Jaguars #NFLPlayoffs pic.twitter.com/5uAj6PJ8Yu
— Buster Haus (@busterhaus) January 21, 2018
Tom Brady’s ridiculously huge coat! Drink 2!
— MedicatedWorldPeace (@MedicatedWP) January 21, 2018
Tom Brady's really big, puffy coat = my Sunday aesthetic
— Carly Fortunato (@carlynato) January 21, 2018
Tom Brady took off that coat like Bane before be broke Batman's back. This game over for the Jaguars
— Thomas Shelby (@KinggChip) January 21, 2018
Sunday's two NFL conference championship games feature three no-name quarterbacks and Brady (and I say this as a lifelong fan of one of the no-name quarterback teams).
Blake Bortles. Nick Foles. Case Keenum. And then there's Brady, with his seven Super Bowl appearances and five wins.
One of these is not like the other... pic.twitter.com/d8am7qVBpQ
— CBS Sports (@CBSSports) January 15, 2018
There was a sense that perhaps most of the country was rooting for the underdog Jags.
Here’s a look at who America is rooting for in the AFC Championship game pic.twitter.com/XfZkmzreYb
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) January 21, 2018
Except maybe the refs.
They ready... pic.twitter.com/AmHquPb7u2
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) January 21, 2018
From the second Brady jogged out onto the field and told a camera operator to get "f@#! out the way," fans were watching him closely.
GET OUT OF TOM BRADY’S WAY pic.twitter.com/ttjqC3Lb6V
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) January 21, 2018
Brady's injured hand was the topic of much concern, though really, it looked just fine.
Some additional context/information: On Tom Brady, he required more than 10 stitches after sustaining a cut on the inside part of his right throwing hand near the thumb Wednesday, per source. Those at practice described a bloody scene.
— Mike Reiss (@MikeReiss) January 21, 2018
REPORT: In case Tom Brady is at all limited by his hand injury this weekend, the Patriots plan to have extra refs on hand just to make sure the team continues to perform like normal
— NOTSportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) January 18, 2018
Reporter: 'How's your hand?'
— Tom Brady's Ego (@TomBradysEgo) January 20, 2018
Brady: pic.twitter.com/PvWvhfLWSR
BREAKING: Tom Brady’s hand injury was really just a surgical procedure to add another finger for his sixth Super Bowl ring. pic.twitter.com/d6HCaZUvyd
— Fake SportsCenter (@FakeSportsCentr) January 21, 2018
LIVE: Tom Brady takes the field for the Patriots without wearing a glove. pic.twitter.com/TjRMICtU77
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) January 21, 2018
Jaguars quarterback Blake Bortles played a solid first half, but fans were all about his alliterative name.
Blake Bortles would be a good name for a cat. #NEvsJAX pic.twitter.com/EBCqb8exc3
— Ben White (@morningmoneyben) January 21, 2018
friendly reminder that blake bortles’ real first name is not actually blake.
— james mckenna (@chillhartman) January 21, 2018
its robby. 😂 pic.twitter.com/nqosfl6IYA
Blake Bortles sounds like the name of a YouTuber forced to apologize for doing the Harlem Shake in the Vatican
— Jeremy Gordon (@jeremypgordon) January 14, 2018
You guys make fun of Blake Bortles for having a dumb name, but this singer's name is Phillip Phillps.
— Kevin Kaduk (@KevinKaduk) January 21, 2018
As for the game itself, the Jaguars looked for a while as if they could dethrone the Pats, but then reality -- and Brady -- set in.
Tom Brady is your favorite quarterback's favorite quarterback.
— sean. (@Seantaneous) January 21, 2018
Patriots Be Like.. pic.twitter.com/nH0NcOwT1I
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) January 21, 2018
Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 60 minutes and at the end, the Patriots always win.
— Chris Cillizza (@CillizzaCNN) January 21, 2018
Patriots gonna Patriot.
— Quincy Enunwa (@QuincyEnunwa) January 21, 2018
But not everyone was on board with the Patriots' constant success.
When you think of all the adversity the Patriots overcame this year - a mildly critical article - hard not to feel good for them here.
— Gourmet Spud (@gourmetspud) January 21, 2018
And it was at that exact moment that we all became NFC fans
— Not Bill Walton (@NotBillWalton) January 21, 2018
The Patriots are returning to the Super Bowl. Barf barf barf. https://t.co/ysqwC7UXfl pic.twitter.com/3b3gOS7zo6
— Deadspin (@Deadspin) January 21, 2018
“Who are: the New England Patriots?”#JeopardySports #JAXvsNE pic.twitter.com/Z90XLus0P9
— Jeopardy! Sports (@JeopardySports) January 21, 2018
Super Bowl LII will be played Feb. 4 in Minneapolis.
First published Jan. 21, 1:53 p.m. PT.
Update, 3:07 p.m.: Adds updated memes at halftime.