If you thought the incredibly low-scoring game of sport taking place during Super Bowl 53 was a bit of a snooze-fest, then you might have hoped the halftime show would save you.
While the Patriots and the Rams were locked up at 3 points to 0, many looked to the halftime show like Marie Kondo looks to well-folded linen: They were searching for something to bring them joy.
The halftime show lineup was extensive: Maroon 5, Travis Scott, Big Boi, a potential guest appearance by SpongeBob Squarepants and any special guests as yet unannounced. That's the type of lineup that could save one of the lowest scoring halves in Super Bowl history. But would it?
Uh...
It kicked off with Maroon 5, purveyors of radio rock classics like "This Love", "She Will Be Loved" and "What Lovers Do" (among other love-based songs) who led the halftime performance this year. Unfortunately, they couldn't quite capture the love of those watching around the world. The reactions were, you might say, "mixed" -- and the ire was directed at lead singer Adam Levine, who was copping it from all angles.
YALL as soon as I saw Adam Levine’s shirt I said it looked like some 70s home decor, then facebook backed me up pic.twitter.com/nZp99NfdT4
— Morgan Jordal (@morganjordal) February 4, 2019
Adam Levine trying to distract us from his vocals during the halftime show #SuperBowlLlll pic.twitter.com/q00qiWXpOW
— mac ✰ (@mcaleylannom) February 4, 2019
me when adam levine started singing #SuperBowlLlll pic.twitter.com/HMrjvLCx5s
— 𝓳𝓪𝓷𝓮 𝒻𝑜𝓃𝒹𝒶 (@jayniedays) February 4, 2019
This is the Adam Levine of Super Bowls.
— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) February 4, 2019
this game is so bad that Adam Levine feels pretty good
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) February 4, 2019
However, there was one yellow, rectangular constant. A shining light in the dark of halftime. A golden, smiling, laughing boy. A sweet victory in cartoon form.
SpongeBob Squarepants.
The anthropomorphic sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea didn't get a long time to shine at halftime, but for the brief seconds he was on TV, there was much rejoicing.
IT'S HAPPENING pic.twitter.com/HJ9Z9FUUhs
— CBS Sports (@CBSSports) February 4, 2019
YES THIS SPONGEBOB TRANSITION
— Chachi Gonzales (@chachigonzales) February 4, 2019
They really did the SPONGEBOB THEME
— loren ⁹⁹ 🇨🇺 (@911fumero) February 4, 2019
SpongeBob tribute was the best part of the Super Bowl so far.
— Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD) February 4, 2019
The arrival of SpongeBob heralded the appearance of Travis Scott, who busted out his now-classic "Sicko Mode", which some have noted is the Bohemian Rhapsody of our times. I'm not so sure we are ready for that.
Many were disappointed that the transition from SpongeBob was so quick and we were back into the real-life show, rather than a cartoon rendering. Others were just ready to roast Adam Levine again.
Adam Levine dancing to SICKO MODE and The Way You Move pic.twitter.com/6l3fYyGNGC
— Margaret Farrell (@MargeGFarrell) February 4, 2019
Adam Levine dancing to Sicko Mode #superbowl pic.twitter.com/cZvTIINt43
— Stephanie McNeal (@stephemcneal) February 4, 2019
They invited Adam Levine to the barbecue and it’s not going as planned. He brought the potato salad with raisins in it.
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) February 4, 2019
Adam Levine dancing beside Travis Scott #SuperBowl pic.twitter.com/Bz3hF1kiwt
— Common Girl 💅🏻 (@girlhoodposts) February 4, 2019
Next up was 50 percent of Atlanta's own OutKast, when Big Boi rolled in (in a Cadillac no less!) for his own brief stint on the microphone. Performing a few bars of OutKast's "The Way You Move", the rapper became another light in the dark -- but his time as King of the halftime show was also short-lived.
ATL HO!
— HotNewHipHop (@HotNewHipHop) February 4, 2019
via @thecheckdown #bigboi #superbowl pic.twitter.com/qc8sL1ntPc
Hey @BigBoi, we like the way you move too.
— Cadillac (@Cadillac) February 4, 2019
MVP is Big Boi
— Dave Hause (@hausedave) February 4, 2019
I can’t believe I sat through so much garbage for so little Big Boi
— Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) February 4, 2019
Considering all the controversy of Super Bowl halftime shows over the years, this one was relatively incident free. However, prior to the event, there were reports that big-name artists like Jay-Z and Rihanna had turned down performing, taking a stand in solidarity with former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick to highlight social justice issues.
After Beyonce tore the house and neighboring suburbs down with her performance in 2016 and Lady Gaga dived off a building in 2017, there was a lot for Maroon 5 to live up to, sure. And to top it all off, Adam Levine went topless, but that only raised a whole host of new issues.
How am I supposed to explain Adam Levine’s nipples to my children??
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) February 4, 2019
Others questioned the move to release the nipples on live TV after a very similar incident in a previous Super Bowl was deemed unsavoury. Well, similar in that another nipple was almost-sort-of on display, after Justin Timberlake exposed Janet Jackson's breast during the halftime show in 2004.
So they let adam Levine take his shirt off but when Janet did it it was a problem!! That’s bulll lol
— DeAngelo Williams (@DeAngeloRB) February 4, 2019
Super Bowl halftime nipple rules feel inconsistent
— Katie Nolan (@katienolan) February 4, 2019
And by the way, not trying to shame Adam Levine's body or anything. Just annoyed with this ridiculous goddamn double standard of sexualizing women in public life in every conceivable context, but men can just do whatever the hell they want?#SuperBowl
— Charlotte Clymer🏳️🌈 (@cmclymer) February 4, 2019
Still, some liked Levine's shirt off, better than on, considering his shirt did look like a pillow.
I’m not even sure if I’m annoyed that Adam Levine took his shirt off because on the one hand it was douchey af but on the other hand that was a really ugly shirt.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 4, 2019
After the halftime show, the football resumed with the Patriots and Rams locked at 3-0. The Patriots would end up being victorious, with Tom Brady earning himself his sixth Super Bowl victory, 13-3. A good way to sum it all up then? The halftime show in 2019 was certainly not worthy of the GOAT.
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