Mueller report memes get redacted for your amusement
Try not to black out while reading these faked-up pages from the special counsel's report.
The long-awaited report by special counsel Robert Mueller on Russian interference in the 2016 election was released Thursday. But even before it became publicly available, Americans were anticipating what the redacted, or blacked out, version would look like.
A tweet from Los Angeles Times journalist Jon Schleuss gave an official answer to that question, showing that plenty of pages of the Mueller report were indeed blacked out. But the content wasn't redacted in the kind of humorous patterns Twitter users created.
We ████ the whole Mueller report. What does it ████ like? More than a third of it is ████████. https://t.co/KlYzu3T7Xr pic.twitter.com/zmP1fqbcLj
— Jon Schleuss 🦅 (@gaufre) April 18, 2019
Naturally, there was at least one Rickroll.
The redacted #MuellerReport is out! And this is what it reveals...
— MackMajor (@MrMackMajor) April 18, 2019
# pic.twitter.com/2C9djnIPZ3
Some memes got a bit meta, surmising what the social media atmosphere would be like once the report was read.
just █████ ██ ███████ ████. ███ ███ remember
— Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel) April 18, 2019
██████ that ████████
today ███ is ████████
probably ████ going to ███ suck ██ on ███ ███ here
The (redacted) report.
— Joanne Freeman (@jbf1755) April 18, 2019
The response to the (redacted) report.
The response to the response to the (redacted) report.
The distraction from the (redacted) report.
Today is going to be quite a day.
Listen *carefully* to what is —and isn’t — said. Be wise word consumers.
Sometimes, redaction is everything, as with this tweet showing a completely blacked-out page.
Got my hands on an exclusive preview of Thursday's Mueller Report release pic.twitter.com/YYA1X92emo
— Adir Hu Farted?🔥 (@Pale_0ntologist) April 15, 2019
Even actor Rainn Wilson jumped into the fray.
They just released the Mueller Report! pic.twitter.com/exy0yIcuB6
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) April 16, 2019
Coded messages hidden in the pages were common.
Preview of Barr's lightly redacted Mueller Report: ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️Clinton⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️did⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️it⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
— Adam Blickstein (@AdamBlickstein) April 18, 2019
More from Barr's lightly redacted Mueller Report: ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️M⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️A⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️G⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️A⬛️⬛️
— Adam Blickstein (@AdamBlickstein) April 18, 2019
Shakespeare had his turn, with a jab at the president's complexion.
Barr's redacted version of Sonnet 18.... pic.twitter.com/0YeFQ8KYJX
— Michael Bazzett (@MikhailBazharov) April 18, 2019
But there was also other news. Former Minneapolis mayor Betsy Hodges noted, "I know the redacted Mueller Report is out today, but please don't let that overshadow the news that Jason Momoa shaved his beard."
I know the redacted Mueller Report is out today, but please don’t let that overshadow the news that Jason Momoa shaved his beard.
— Betsy Hodges (@BetsyHodges) April 18, 2019
Originally published 10:06 a.m. PT.
Update, 12:50 p.m. PT: Clarifies that tweet showing all the redactions came from the Los Angeles Times.