Why is Mario Kart trending worldwide on Twitter? It has to do with Donald Trump, Stormy Daniels and a part of Trump's anatomy Daniels says looks like Toad from the game. We're so sorry to have to do this to you.
Let's take a look...
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Oh god, no. I'm so sorry, Mario fans. I'm so sorry, Nintendo.
I'm going to stop while I'm ahead. JK, it's too late for me. Save yourself.
Good advice, Questlove. Wish I'd seen it earlier!
Nintendo Life pretty much summed up the whiplash many of us went through this morning.
By the way, Nintendo's Switch Online service launches today. Now you'll have to pay to play Mario Kart online.
You're welcome. And let us never speak of this again.