If the total solar eclipse coming Aug. 21 isn't enough for you, maybe you need to jazz up your viewing. If you're in the South, you might want to observe the event while chowing down on some smothered and covered hash browns at a Waffle House. If you're not hungry, but could use some furry company, you might want to watch with everyone's favorite sasquatch, Bigfoot.
The map of the eclipse's path draws a diagonal line across the nation, and once memesters got hold of it, they created new maps mixing the viewing path with other amenities.
Joshua Stevens created a map mixing eclipse viewing locations with spots where Bigfoot has been spotted.
"There are no more eclipse maps to make"
— Joshua Stevens (@jscarto) August 3, 2017
Challenge accepted. pic.twitter.com/PnFJSXeSiY
John Nelson took the "In Search Of..." vibe one step further and mapped the best spots to watch the eclipse and possibly also see a UFO.
JS: "This is the last possible eclipse map possible"
— John Nelson (@John_M_Nelson) August 3, 2017
Challenge accepted. pic.twitter.com/GAPdd0miMM
University of Georgia Professor Jerry Shannon overlaid the map with Waffle House locations, which just made us non-Southerners hungry. "It's part of the landscape of our lives in the South," he told Atlanta's WXIA-TV.
Eclipse watching always makes me hungry. pic.twitter.com/1MER26QXTg
— Jerry Shannon (@jerry_shannon) August 3, 2017
You can double up by watching the eclipse on a street or in a business that uses "eclipse" in its name.
I see your Sunsquatch, and raise you, Eclipception! pic.twitter.com/9UVMKlawxy
— HD (@HarelDan) August 3, 2017
Want to enjoy a craft beer while watching the eclipse? Home brewer Adam Pfefferle will drink to that.
Version 2.0 - I found better data! #beerclipse2017 pic.twitter.com/8ugBNPpiUZ
— Adam Pfefferle (@ajpfefferle) August 3, 2017
Need to sober up with some coffee after all that beer? Here's a map overlapping with Starbucks locations.
Gotta have coffee when the sun comes back out, right?
— Ed Harrell (@ed_harrell) August 4, 2017
Challenge Accepted! pic.twitter.com/FC41tJlu4u
There's even a strip club eclipse map.
@HarelDan #eclipse Here's another one for your moments pic.twitter.com/w5JaaeAsPX
— Garrett Speed (@gspeed0689) August 4, 2017
If you need a car to get you to a good viewing point, duh, you're going to want a Mitsubishi Eclipse.
Eclipse For Sale.
— HD (@HarelDan) August 10, 2017
what, you thought I ran out of parody eclipse map ideas?#Eclipse2017 #Eclipse pic.twitter.com/aCs9Bcqb5z
But maybe you want to combine a bunch of this extra eclipse activity in one? Surely America has a place for you.
I am counting on rural Missouri.
— Ginger Edwards (@ginged78) August 6, 2017
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