Maybe the nuclear mutations in Springfield aren't limited to Blinky, the three-eyed fish, because what is up with this?
Homer looks horrifying, Bart is bizarre. Twitter user butchcoded tweeted on Monday that the characters from "The Simpsons," funny-looking on their best day, look absolutely terrifying when they face forward and look straight at us. Cowabunga, they're creepy!
is there anything more cursed than front facing simpsons characters pic.twitter.com/vFk3AoKtgj
— chess (@butchcoded) February 27, 2018
Turns out this is such a well-known fact to some that there's even a Tumblr, "Front Facing Simpsons," highlighting the outlandish images. Of course, the Tumblr has its own Twitter account.
Front Facing Edna Krabappel
— Front Facing Simpson (@frontsimpsons) April 5, 2016
(Team Homer) pic.twitter.com/rB8HpB3uGW
I've never noticed it in decades of watching, but though the characters look perfectly acceptable in profile, something happens when they swing their heads toward the audience. The cartoony faces that are cute from the side seem to melt, and what the heck happens with the way their noses and eyes smoosh together? Maybe it's the runoff from Homer's nuclear power plant that created Blinky, the famed three-eyed fish.
Childhood didn't protect the characters from freaky face syndrome, it seems to be with them from birth.
— 🐉Comrade Sparkle🐉 (@Chainsaw_Sparkl) February 28, 2018
Front Facing Ralph Wiggum
— Front Facing Simpson (@frontsimpsons) March 30, 2016
(New Kids on the Blecch) pic.twitter.com/duKI0rF2Q6
Front Facing Nelson Muntz
— Front Facing Simpson (@frontsimpsons) April 5, 2016
(Team Homer) pic.twitter.com/2mnxQ7xKxv
Even the animals are unnerving when they look right at you.
Front Facing Cow from Bovine University
— Front Facing Simpson (@frontsimpsons) March 29, 2016
(Lisa the Vegetarian) pic.twitter.com/sPaWh4kAVz
The one exception? Angelic-looking mom Marge.
this is like the only pure front facing simps picture & the only reason why is because it's marge pic.twitter.com/V85ecaSors
— chess (@butchcoded) February 27, 2018
Well, in that above photo, at least. But even the Simpsons' matriarch has her melty-face moments.
Front Facing Marge Simpson
— Front Facing Simpson (@frontsimpsons) April 24, 2016
(Co-Dependents Day) pic.twitter.com/Ibi9UicfFW
"The Simpsons" is in the middle of its 29th season on Fox, and has been renewed for a 30th season.