6 hilarious reviews we just found on Amazon

You don't need Amazon Prime to laugh at these amazing reviews.

Lance Cartelli
Lance Cartelli is an Emmy Award-winning producer and writer based in Los Angeles, California.
Lance Cartelli
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Sugar-free gummi bears with a poop emoji

These sugar-free gummies are infamous online thanks to Amazon reviews.

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We love Amazon. From Halloween costumes and decorations to just-plain-bizarre items, the online behemoth has nearly everything your heart desires. 

And when you've got such a massive inventory, you're bound to see some products with some odd reviews. These assessments are so darn strange that they're often gut-wrenchingly funny. 

Some of these products -- such as a mask of a horse's head -- are expected to have wacky comments. But seemingly ordinary Amazon goodies can also be trolled by reviewers.

Below, we've listed products with hilariously weird reviews that are available on Amazon. Enjoy! 

Wearing this mask might trick the horses into believing you're one of them.

An Amazon reviewer going by the name of wrote: "It is Day 87 and the horses have accepted me as one of their own. I have grown to understand and respect their gentle ways. Now I question everything I thought I once knew and fear I am no longer capable of following through with my primary objective. I know that those who sent me will not relent. They will send others in my place... But we will be ready."

This totally real radioactive ore sample can be yours. But beware. 

A reviewer named wrote: "I left this product next to my pet lizard. Unfortunately, now he's 350 feet tall and is currently destroying Tokyo, Japan."

So that's how Godzilla was created.

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This story was published earlier and is occasionally updated with new product choices.