Here's what's new on Netflix for May.
Bring It On.
The most amazing cheerleading movie ever made starts streaming May first.
I don't care if the Metascore is 52.
Goosebumps starring Jack Black starts streaming on May 11th.
If you like the tv show, you'll like the movie.
If you didn't like the tv show, go watch something else.
Kindergarten Cop 2. There's really no reason for this movie to exist.
It streams on May 17th.
But let it be known, I'll watch this.
I may be inebriated at the time.
Sixteen Candles streams on May first.
This is a John Hues, Molly Ringwall movie that isn't pretty in pink.
You got that?
Blade Runner, the theatrical cut is leaving Netflix on May 16th.
It's a Ridley Scott movie of amazingness.
Watch it if you haven't.
Black Hawk Down is another Ridley Scott movie leaving Netflix.
This one leaves on May 23rd.
And Kevin Smith's Clerks disappears on May 31st.
Want to know more?
Go do cnet.com/netpicks
You'd feel a hell of a lot better if you'd just rip into the occasional customer