Every year, companies around the web pull out all the stops to prank web users all over the world. Here are our favourite jokes for April Fool's Day 2013.
You pamper yourself with tech, so why not your pets? Sony's new Animalia line is aimed at the member of the family that has always been left out. The line includes a set of in-cage speakers for hamsters, so they can get pumped while they work out; a pair of M3-OW Kitty Cans headphones for cats, so that they can ignore everyone; and a K9 4K TV without reds or greens along with a set of speakers that only play in the 23-54 kilohertz range for dogs.
Google went completely crazy this year, with a slew of announcements. The most attention grabbing was that YouTube has been a competition all along. The website, the announcement claimed, would be no longer accepting entries, and a winner would be finally chosen.
The other announcements included:
Gmail Blue, a completely redesigned Gmail. Well, a blue Gmail (this one is our favourite)
Twitter announced that it would be shifting to a paid service; a free service would still exist, but would only allow the use of consonants. To be able to use vowels, users would have to pay US$5 per month for the "Premium" service.
Every year, ThinkGeek pulls out the stops with some fake products that we really, really want to have. We like to optimistically think that the online store is just testing the market to see how well these products would be received, ever since the Tauntaun sleeping bag became an actual, for-real purchasable product.
Toshiba decided to enter the video-game console wars this year with the Shibasphere, a controller-free gaming experience. Toshiba claimed that the Shibasphere uses 809.3b infrared motion capture to put you directly into the gaming environment.
Samsung's Smart Eco Tree is an eco-friendly air purifier that runs on solar power, converting CO2 to oxygen. They also provide fragrance through blossoming S Buds, as well as environmental cooling. A range of accessories, including tyre swings and ladders, can enhance your Eco Tree experience, and special editions can even provide you with snacks.
Having access to The Guardian on your smartphone, according to readers, is no longer convenient or immersive enough. The newspaper, therefore, is proud to announce (via a pretty hilarious video) the Guardian Goggles: a pair of augmented-reality spectacles that delivers a stream of facts, news and "liberal and left-wing opinion".
After a slew of criticism over the removal of its servers to North Korea, the Pirate Bay has announced that it has removed its presence from the dictatorship to "the greatest f***** nation in the entire world. The United States of America, f*** yeah!"
Blizzard usually has quite a lot going on; this year, however, it was on the quiet side. The developer did make one announcement: that the Warhound, which had been removed from the Heart of the Swarm beta, would be returning to StarCraft II.
The Warhound has been added for Terran because robots are cool and the art is amazing
The Warhound has been added for Zerg to remain competitive with Terran
The Warhound has been added for Protoss to keep Protoss players from whining about them on the forums.
Also, the lovable Crabby made a return to the Blizzard home page — this time with fancy hats!
No need, any longer, to purchase a mouse and a phone! With Razer's Naga gaming mouse, the phone is your pwn! All you need to do is install the latest firmware update to transform the Naga into a VoIP phone that keeps your current number.
Nokia has expanded its collection — with its very first microwave oven! The 5AM-TH1N6 Constellation features a touch display that offers 25 performance levels, as well as a selection of apps and the PureFood camera that automatically shares pictures of your food with family and friends. Nokia said, "More models, including a mini variant targeted towards people with small appetites, and a 10-inch variant aimed at no one in particular, are also planned."
Imagine staggering to the bathroom mid-flight, clouds lazily floating beneath your feet, the ground thousands of metres below. Meet Little Red, Virgin Atlantic's first ever glass-bottomed aeroplane. The plane is identical to the Airbus A320 domestic plane except in one regard: along the length of the aisle runs a strip of aviation-standard glass. Services, the website explained, will run between London, Aberdeen, Edinburgh and Manchester.
We don't really know what this is. Well, it's a Far Cry film, taking place in the distant future of 2007:
The year is 2007. It is the future. Earth has been ravaged by a nuclear war and new paths for peace must be found. A US cyborg army may have found a solution: a powerful bio-weapon on a distant island. A Mark IV Cyber commando, Sergeant Rex Power Colt, has been sent over to gather information and figure out what the hell is going on.
There's a trailer, of sorts. And some pretty sweet merchandise. We're looking forward to the arrival of our roller skates.
In all, we don't think we've seen a more epic effort.
Drop bears are no laughing matter. We don't know why Australian Geographic would even try to joke about them. Everyone knows that drop bears will kill anyone as soon as look at them; trying to convince Australians that our accents will keep us safe is only going to lead to a false sense of security. Poor form, Australian Geographic.