Don't get your longjohns in a knot; even though we'd love more love makin' (not to each other), that show title is actually an inside joke about one of the stories on today's show. We invite our resident love guru MTI back onto the show to get his expert opinion on making love to vegetables, how to use a headset in the boudoir, and more passionate stories from around the Internet. It's all love today on The 404!
Today's show is all about helping you out in the sack. Unfortunately, we can't be there to help you out in person, but we can suggest technology that will literally coach you into bedroom bliss. Thanks to Gizmodo and own Natali Del Conte, we'd like to introduce the LoveTrainer by Sega. Man, times must be tough if a big gaming vendor like Sega is moving into adult entertainment accessories. The headset wraps around your head for stabilization, measures your heart rate, and pumps soothing words of encouragement through the headphones that makes the whole experience feel like you're doing a GPS navigator. The only problem I see here is that both parties involved are required to wear the headset for "communication." Whaaat?! Unless the voice in my head is Morgan Freeman whispering baseball scores and letters from my Grandmother, I think I'd much rather hear what's going on in front of me. But hey, I'll try anything once, so Sega, if you're reading this, send one over and I'll let you know how it goes.
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