OK, so we've had an actual PlayStation Portable in our hot little hands for two days now, enough to form some initial impressions: I now have a vague sense of what it feels like to be a gorgeous woman. I used the PSP twice while commuting on public transit, and both times every male within visual range fixed me a gaze that conveyed a worrisome mixture of lust and "I am a potential mugger." Contrary to what certain curmudgeons have said, it's a very capable movie player, especially compared to my 15-year-old TV. But no way I'm going to pay $20 for the kind of movie you only watch once, which is the only kind of movie you can get on the new UMD format for now. You listening, Netflix? The screen is every bit as wide, sharp and gorgeous as you've heard. It's also incredible smudge-bait. Seems like all I have to do is point at the thing and it starts collecting fingerprints.