It's one thing to have LEDs around your mouth? Um, no.or even on , but in
The "Ionic Teeth Whitener" promises to keep your pearly whites sparkling with a special blue LED that that "activates silver ions" in its accompanying toothpaste, according to Red Ferret. For $30, it promises to "remove stains from coffee, soda, wine, smoking and more."
More? If you've got more issues than these, you probably need more than a dental cleaner in your life.