Apple takes an obscene amount of pride in its products, and it could be extending that pride to ensuring owners of its shiny gadgets are appropriately attired. The Californian-maker has been awarded a patent for 'Smart Garment' tech, which would tell you when your clothing had reached the end of its "useful lifetime".
The patent relates to Apple's according to Patently Apple. That's the little orange sensor you stick in specially designed Nike shoes and communicates directly with your iPhone or .gadgetry,
This patent suggests Apple could be looking to stick Nike+ in other vestments. Cross-country skiing and in-line skating are mentioned, but other "authorised garments" could be on the cards.
Our minds are racing trying to think of applications for this kind of tech -- our first thought is a Nike+-style module in every item of clothing, and if your iPhone detects that you're wearing clothes that don't go together, it administers a powerful electric shock through your trousers.
The patent mentions sensors could send information on garment usage and "detected wear patterns" to an external database, so as well as telling you when your clothes need replacing, your iOS device could send you frantic notifications reading, "You wore this shirt two days ago, everyone will know you haven't washed it."
Interesting times, especially for outdoorsy types who like tracking their muscle-gain progress using their mobiles.
Apple has been awarded some other intriguing patents recently too, including one for a super-wide trackpad that covers the wrist-rest part of a laptop.
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