SNL's Andy Samberg kicks off F8 as Mark Zuckerberg
Tech Industry
-I'm also proud to announce some new features on Facebook.
For example, a new section in your list of friends, it's called I'm not really friends with these people.
Now, yup, and here's a song I wrote this morning at breakfast.
Two, three, four, thrill mix, it's crunchy and sweet, yeah thrill mix.
Don't drop it on the floor, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Andy!
What the hell are you doing?
-Who's Andy?
I'm Mark Zuckerberg rock hard [unk]
-No, I'm Mark Zuckerberg.
You're Andy Samberg from SNL.
-Yeah, I don't think so.
Who the-- sandals.
It's classic Zuck dogs, slide.
-Alright, you can do up the act now man.
-Fine, but
I don't know, I just sometimes wanna be you Mark, you know, walk in your shoes.
I wanna take your face off.
-Don't call face off.
-Hey, loan me a billion dollars.
-Is that for weed again?
-I have glaucoma.
-Look man, just how you're making stuff up.
The slope-- that's not even a real feature.
The deals was I was gonna feed you information through the earpiece and you're gonna repeat me.
-Earpiece, alright, you mean this, yeah.
I see the problem, it was in my pocket.
Technical difficulties, right?
-Yeah, dude.
We call that user ear.
-Good one Mark.
-Man, look at this up here, alright, I mean this truly is a gathering of the bergs.
-What other bergs are there?
-Oh funny, you should ask because look over here, it's our old pal Jesse Eisenberg.
-Oh man, don't do impressions.
-Hey, Mark, well,
this whole thing is omitted.
It's almost [unk], you know, if did invent Facebook, you would have invented Facebook, you know, I'm sorry this is gonna come out in [unk]
-Can I see--
-No, don't, don't--
-Talk this way.
-Okay, sorry I was [unk] sometimes carried away, but look out because another berg just showed up and he's a real fighter.
-Oh no, not Mark Wahlberg.
-Hey Zuck, how's going?
You created Facebook, right?
That's pretty cool.
[unk] thing real I could really use that.
-No, you just invented it.
You just invented it Andy.
-Okay.
Well, it nice to meet you.
So, hi to your mother for me, okay.
-Alright, Andy, I've got to do the keynote, have a good show on Saturday.
-Alright, I probably gonna phone it in actually [unk] good stuff on this beast forever.
- All I do is win, win, win no matter what Got money on mind, I can never get
