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Tech Culture: Brian Cooley blooper reel 2009
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Tech Culture: Brian Cooley blooper reel 2009

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Brian Cooley. Man, myth, legend...just not all at once.

[ Music and noise ] ^M00:00:29 >>Uh oh, [beep] there's a cop. [beep] Okay, I'm getting out of here fast, here we go. I'm getting out of here real fast. Yep, here we go. See you later, gotta go. [laughter] Up yours. >>For your safety, please stay alert to changing road conditions >>[background talking] Does it not detect? Shut up, shut up. Let me give you a great simple tip to get better, damn I blew that one. >>This device does not support playing protective content through sync use and USB >>Just be quiet. God almighty I'll pay you to be quiet. [beep] We've built a tool kit for you at CNET.com with all the ticks, ticks, all the ticks and the lime disease you could ever want. I must say I've never worked with a dog before so this is >>Yeah >>This is a first. I have seven cats but she won't hold that against me. [laughter] And of course Jesus [inaudible]. Oh my God. If this stuff was even worldly familiar to me it would be a lot easier. Maybe you like your current digital camera or maybe you're here today shopping for a new one. That's a lot of truck. And a dog friendly, come on show us how it works in, come on, come on. [laughter] Not really. A row of completely bazaar rubber covered buttons. One's like a little nipple, I didn't find it titillating at all. That's obscene. Now if all those people friendly, that's a good girl. I blew my line though. [beep] So many iPods in the world and so many folks who want to connect them to their car, God damn it. Three, two, alright we covered >>Will start when you join the highlighted route >>That's fine. How about if you [beep] off? The most common situation, situation. Never again on this corner. What was I thinking? [inaudible yelling] Yeah look at this. It never ends. The most common scenario is when, oh [beep] son of a, three, two [background noise]. Stop yelling. I can do that better, maybe one more a little smoother. Not nice, sucky. [beep] Three, two, for example right now we're getting poured on so in the last few moments before our camera guy gets electrocuted and this video ends, I can show you these indicators up here. [laughter] >>I think we better >>I think we're done. Everything's right, same shirt, same pants, same t-shirt, hairs pretty close, makeup's not even close but I'm leaving the show. Okay that's how you're gonna hack your TiVo to add just about any external eSated drive you want, do it for a very efficient price and just a little bit of elbow grease. Hope you enjoyed it. Go do it to yours. I [beep] it all up. God, [laughing] oh I hate this project.

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