Sony has filed a patent application for a 'SmartWig', a wearable mass of hair that could give you directions and deliver tactile feedback to your bonce -- all while aptly covering up those receding patches.
In its filing, Sony argues that a high-tech rug is the perfect vessel for a wearable computer interface, as the head is more naturally sensitive than, say, a person's hand or foot.
"The fact that users instinctively protect their heads more than other body parts" is another plus, Sony argues, as it could deploy more sensitive sensors with less risk of the delicate tech being damaged.
Sony details that the wig, which could play host to a GPS sensor, "may have a fancy or funny appearance", or could be inconspicuous. Sony notes that the definition of a wig shouldn't restrict the high-tech hairpiece to being made from just one type of hair, and could feature wool, feathers, yak or horse hair.
"The SmartWig integrates different types of computational functions within a wig", Sony explains, "leading to a smart and intelligent type of wig that has so far not been known."
While Sony hasn't revealed any plans to actually start work on building the smart wig, getting the patent application filed means that Sony's executives can sleep easy, knowing that if rival tech companies try to steal their amazing idea, there'll be hell toupé.
Wearable technology is tipped to be the Next Big Thing in the world of technology -- hot on the heels of smart phones, which are fine, but there's no app to cover up a thinning pate.
So far we've been treated toand , and Google's high-tech specs.
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