Hello Kitty is taking over our keys too

Holder avoids electric shock, part of world domination

Brando

Lest you think we've been exaggerating when warning that the evil Hello Kitty is permeating every aspect of our lives , consider this: the "Hello Kitty Static Electricity Key Holder" uncovered by Uber-Review.

Now why, pray tell, does the dreaded feline need to make an appearance on something as innocuous as a key cover that prevents electric shocks? The only explanation can be that its relentless drive toward world domination is beginning to invade our homes. It gets worse: This item is the unholy product of the power axis between the cursed cat and the insane inventors of Brando . There's no stopping them now.

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    Mike Yamamoto is an executive editor for CNET News.com.

     

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