Vine users everywhere are breaching the surface and singing whale songs to feed the weird new #whaling movement.
Long before Twitter was using the "fail whale" as its server-outage image, the word "twitter" was an obscure anatomical term specific to the long-since-taboo practice of hunting sperm whales.
Security firm warns of phishing e-mail that looks like it's from the U.S. District Court, includes your company information, but is designed to lure you to click on a link that will download malicious software.
Photos leak of a possible video game controller for Amazon's rumored media box, selfie mania sweeps Apple's App Store, and #Whaling makes a splash on Vine.
Neil Young's PonoMusic will soon blast 192KHz of music into your earholes.
More photos purportedly showing the next iPhone have appeared, matching earlier leaks.
Apple's most faithful take criticism to heart. So they have begun to create their own versions of Samsung's ad which declares the iPhone to be not all that.
Why the giant prehistoric whale with 14-inch-long teeth is a far better illustration of the microblogging site's problems than its current cuddly cartoon cetacean.
Did you spot it? In response to a high level of error messages, Twitter temporarily disabled its fledgling "Lists" feature.
Company is worth significantly less than $1 billion, one company surmises. That's in part because the effectiveness of its possible business plan is still up in the air.