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2,124 ways The Onion's Clickhole will change your life

Is your dad proud of you? If I ordered fries, would you have any? Get answers to these questions and more on Clickhole, a new satirical site from The Onion.

By June 12, 2014

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Gaming, The Onion-style: Customize your character's bones

In MMOs, players can completely customize their characters' external features, but soon, they could be altering their bones and arteries. According to The Onion, anyway.

By July 1, 2014

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You won't believe what The Onion is launching

Viral, click-baiting headlines are about to get The Onion treatment with ClickHole, an Upworthy-inspired satire site.

By May 5, 2014

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Onion's Twitter account hacked by Syrian Electronic Army

Apparently, the tweets sympathetic to Syrian President Bashar Assad aren't a laughing matter -- the parody news site's feed is the latest to be vandalized in ongoing attacks against news outlets.

By May 6, 2013

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The Onion's joyous crucifixion of social media gurus

After SNL had already suggested that social media experts were bags full of wind, The Onion offers a TED talk parody in which the truth about social media's value is revealed: "Nobody knows."

By November 21, 2012

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The laptop you could fry a steak on

Usually, you want to keep laptops cool. An industrial designer comes up with an idea for one that does exactly the opposite.

By October 9, 2014

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Bite this bizarre Batman tribute burger from McDonald's

McDonald's Hong Kong celebrates the Justice League with a Batman burger that looks more like something the Penguin would indulge in.

By September 29, 2014

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Sony teaser hints at 3 Xperia devices for Sept. 3 event

A silhouette and a count of 1, 2, 3 suggest that Sony has more than one device up its sleeve for next week's IFA unveiling.

By August 28, 2014

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Slice, cover, and repeat with the Boska cheese board

The Boska Petit Paris Cheese Board features an integrated wire cutter. The cheese serving platter also comes with a lid.

By July 30, 2014

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The Onion deletes offensive tweet about child Oscar nominee

And on the morning after, The Onion's CEO takes to the publication's Facebook page to apologize for "a senseless, humorless comment masquerading as satire."

By February 24, 2013