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2,124 ways The Onion's Clickhole will change your life

Is your dad proud of you? If I ordered fries, would you have any? Get answers to these questions and more on Clickhole, a new satirical site from The Onion.

By June 12, 2014

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Gaming, The Onion-style: Customize your character's bones

In MMOs, players can completely customize their characters' external features, but soon, they could be altering their bones and arteries. According to The Onion, anyway.

By July 1, 2014

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You won't believe what The Onion is launching

Viral, click-baiting headlines are about to get The Onion treatment with ClickHole, an Upworthy-inspired satire site.

By May 5, 2014

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Onion's Twitter account hacked by Syrian Electronic Army

Apparently, the tweets sympathetic to Syrian President Bashar Assad aren't a laughing matter -- the parody news site's feed is the latest to be vandalized in ongoing attacks against news outlets.

By May 6, 2013

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Pizza Hut reads your mind, knows your order before you do

Pizza Hut has a new tablet-based menu that tracks eye movements to determine what toppings your subconscious secretly craves for your next pie.

By December 5, 2014

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Syrian Electronic Army attack spreads pop-ups across news sites

"You've been hacked" messages appear at CNBC, the Boston Globe and UK newspapers. The attack comes through an Internet address hijacking involving startup Gigya.

By November 27, 2014

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McDonald's reveals McRib secrets to former MythBuster

Is it pork? Is it made from plastic yoga mats? Former "MythBusters" host Grant Imahara joins a McDonald's skeptic to find out what exactly goes inside a McRib patty.

By November 4, 2014

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The Onion's joyous crucifixion of social media gurus

After SNL had already suggested that social media experts were bags full of wind, The Onion offers a TED talk parody in which the truth about social media's value is revealed: "Nobody knows."

By November 21, 2012

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The laptop you could fry a steak on

Usually, you want to keep laptops cool. An industrial designer comes up with an idea for one that does exactly the opposite.

By October 9, 2014

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Bite this bizarre Batman tribute burger from McDonald's

McDonald's Hong Kong celebrates the Justice League with a Batman burger that looks more like something the Penguin would indulge in.

By September 29, 2014