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Gaming, The Onion-style: Customize your character's bones

In MMOs, players can completely customize their characters' external features, but soon, they could be altering their bones and arteries. According to The Onion, anyway.

By Jul. 1, 2014

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2,124 ways The Onion's Clickhole will change your life

Is your dad proud of you? If I ordered fries, would you have any? Get answers to these questions and more on Clickhole, a new satirical site from The Onion.

By Jun. 12, 2014

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You won't believe what The Onion is launching

Viral, click-baiting headlines are about to get The Onion treatment with ClickHole, an Upworthy-inspired satire site.

By May. 5, 2014

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Onion's Twitter account hacked by Syrian Electronic Army

Apparently, the tweets sympathetic to Syrian President Bashar Assad aren't a laughing matter -- the parody news site's feed is the latest to be vandalized in ongoing attacks against news outlets.

By May. 6, 2013

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The Onion deletes offensive tweet about child Oscar nominee

And on the morning after, The Onion's CEO takes to the publication's Facebook page to apologize for "a senseless, humorless comment masquerading as satire."

By Feb. 24, 2013

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The Onion uncovers Apple's new 'iPhone 5C'

A new model already? Yep, the next iPhone will cater expressly to a very important market: college girls.

By Dec. 19, 2012

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The Onion's joyous crucifixion of social media gurus

After SNL had already suggested that social media experts were bags full of wind, The Onion offers a TED talk parody in which the truth about social media's value is revealed: "Nobody knows."

By Nov. 21, 2012

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Google's 9/11 doodle and other Onion fakes dupe Facebook users

Obama's hidden son, Neil Armstrong's space sherpa, and an iPhone adorned with the N-word are just a few of the Onion stories that Facebook users have bought hook, line, and sinker.

By Oct. 3, 2012

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Ep. 1009: Where we'd rather have a Bloomin' Onion

Ty Pendlebury answers the tough questions this morning, starting with this toughy: are Australians offended by the existence of Outback Steakhouse?

By Mar. 14, 2012

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The 404 1,009: Where we'd rather have a Bloomin' Onion (podcast)

Ty Pendlebury answers the tough questions this morning, starting with this toughy: are Australians offended by the existence of Outback Steakhouse?

By Mar. 13, 2012