Is your dad proud of you? If I ordered fries, would you have any? Get answers to these questions and more on Clickhole, a new satirical site from The Onion.
In MMOs, players can completely customize their characters' external features, but soon, they could be altering their bones and arteries. According to The Onion, anyway.
Viral, click-baiting headlines are about to get The Onion treatment with ClickHole, an Upworthy-inspired satire site.
Apparently, the tweets sympathetic to Syrian President Bashar Assad aren't a laughing matter -- the parody news site's feed is the latest to be vandalized in ongoing attacks against news outlets.
After SNL had already suggested that social media experts were bags full of wind, The Onion offers a TED talk parody in which the truth about social media's value is revealed: "Nobody knows."
And on the morning after, The Onion's CEO takes to the publication's Facebook page to apologize for "a senseless, humorless comment masquerading as satire."
A new model already? Yep, the next iPhone will cater expressly to a very important market: college girls.
Obama's hidden son, Neil Armstrong's space sherpa, and an iPhone adorned with the N-word are just a few of the Onion stories that Facebook users have bought hook, line, and sinker.
An amusing Onion comparison of Apple's large phone with Samsung's is funny because it might just have a ring of truth.
Burger King Japan takes a trip to the Dark Side by offering an unusual burger stacked with startlingly black cheese. But don't worry, it's all edible.